that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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