I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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