A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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