can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
