i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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