So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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