i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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