I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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