More tranny stories later!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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