let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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