I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Randomize
