Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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