I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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