white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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