You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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