im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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