is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Ketchup is God's man juice
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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