Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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