Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just want to make out with him forever
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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