Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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