Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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