I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i think im in europe. pls send help
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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