Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
