I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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