Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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