why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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