dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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