he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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