dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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