margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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