hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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