Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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