honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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