Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Randomize