I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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