Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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