I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
