She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Who died my cat blue again?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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