Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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