What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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