Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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