I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
