Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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