she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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