i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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