Kiss
Puke
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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