I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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