I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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