How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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