i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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