Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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