So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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