You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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