dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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