Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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