I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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